There are are a lot of thing wrong in the OP - facts, history and physics. Too many to type.
Once philosophy is brought into the discussion you immediately know that this is going to be pseudo-physics BS. Philosophy was cast out of science about 200 (?) years ago for a reason. Universities now keep their professors of philosophy in a building sufficiently removed from the science and engineering departments so the scientist will not have to use the same cafeteria with the philosophers.
Well I never really studied this stuff. Everything except the first introduction and the "Now you're saying, Kippy, how does that even make sense?" Was pulled from an article. I just wanted to see input from you guys and see if you all had ideas.
Well, That hasn't done me too much good as this threat has derailed a bit into hilarity, but I suppose the hilarious results are better than the ones I wanted.