semp,
Are you trying to win the weekly "Belle of the Pig Ball" Lil' Debbie confection?
Just remember, it's as much about how many you shoot down as it is a twisted fashion show. You will need fishnets, 5 inch minimum stilettos, feather boa, leather or python skin thong, and a bodice. Rocky Horror ain't got nothing on us bunch of meat loafs. mmmmmmmm......meat loaf with bacon strips and BBQ sauce........

Heck you can have the Lil' Debbie, I'm off to the kitchen to make pigtastic meat loaf...........