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Offline Ack-Ack

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Hitman Agent 47
« on: August 20, 2015, 04:33:04 PM »
The studio I work for rented out the local theater to give us an advanced showing before it's released since it's based on one of our game franchises and I figured it would also get me out of work for a few hours.  The trailers looked interesting and a lot better than the previous Hitman movie.  Holy crap was I wrong.  Staying at work would have been more enjoyable, I couldn't stomach more than 30 minutes of the movie, it was that craptastic and spent the rest of the time in the little arcade in the theater lobby playing Galaga.
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Re: Hitman Agent 47
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2015, 05:00:35 PM »
Galaga!  :rock
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Re: Hitman Agent 47
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2015, 06:00:20 PM »
Too bad I'm a fan of the series. I did like the first hitman movie.
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Re: Hitman Agent 47
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2015, 06:09:55 PM »
The first Hitman (2007)  was ok;
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Re: Hitman Agent 47
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2015, 07:21:42 PM »
The first one was pretty awesome. Timothy Olyphant is a great actor.

I am disappointed to hear that about the new one.
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2015, 10:44:09 PM »
The first one was pretty awesome. Timothy Olyphant is a great actor.

I am disappointed to hear that about the new one.
yep me too was looking forward to it.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2015, 12:56:52 PM »
The reviews coming in are calling it one of the worst video game movie adaptations and I agree 100%. 
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2015, 12:59:17 PM »
The first one was pretty awesome.

Thought so too.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2015, 02:25:47 PM »
The reviews coming in are calling it one of the worst video game movie adaptations and I agree 100%.

Wow, up there with the Uwe Boll stuff?

That's horrifying.  The ad didn't give me much hope but I was thinking it might be at least watchable.

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Re: Hitman Agent 47
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2015, 04:04:45 PM »
The reviews coming in are calling it one of the worst video game movie adaptations and I agree 100%.

Worse than Super Mario Bros.?  The first one blew, it's only saving graces were the fact that Timothy Olyphant is a bad bellybutton even though it certainly wasn't one of his better performances, and Olga Kurylenko is pretty much the hottest piece of talent who ever walked the face of the earth. 
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