I Like American Football, its like a game of chess. You have the coordinators sitting and overlooking the field. Deciding their next move. Then they are telling their chess pieces on the field what to do.
European football? 45 minutes of passes between the defencemens and the goalie followed by a long ball up the field towards an imaginary team mate, resulting in giving the ball to the opponents, who start the process all over again. And everyone is happy.
This can on rare occasions be interrupted by a player jumpkicking a guy in the stands.