Step 1 - tools for the job:Select the best fighter available. This is always the Mosquito VI.
Load up full ammo and some bombs in the bomb&weapons bay, just because you can and the moss is awesome that it has one - eat your heart out F-35!
Load up on tea and biscuits.
Step 2 - Communication:Your wingman reports that he is on the deck with a red conga line behind him.
Tell him that you got it under control. It may not be true, but it helps his moral.
Tell your navigator to put the kettle on.
Step 3 - Interception:Set course to cut his way. Once in icons range, survey the situation. Hmmm... bleak indeed.
Inquire with your navigator how the tea is coming along.
Step 4 - preparation:Open the bombs&weapons bay, because you have one even though it is 70 years before the F-35
Your navigator should have the tea cups and napkins all ready.
http://s16.postimg.org/69c8gol8j/bandicam_2015_10_13_18_28_02_814.jpgStep 5 - Math:divide the distance to the most immediate threat by the mean air velocity of an unladen swallow. This gives you a measure of time. Divide by the queens bra size and count backwards - then hit bomb release.
Step 6 - Comedy:Sit back and laugh hard while sipping your tea.
Watch the other two reds scatter in horror and calmly offer some biscuits to your wingman, like an RAF gentleman.