Dear Zack, I like to make how many stools I have a day EVERYBODY'S business. In fact, I just put a nice pic of a big glistening brown growler up on Facebook for everyone's enjoyment. I'll send you a link so that you can enjoy it too. You'll note that it defied flushing, even though it was appropriately deposited in what I like to call a "proud flusher", aka, a Commercial Toilet.
Jeff Zuckerberg sends me personal notes commending me and says that's why he started facebook in the first place. All I know is that i'm completely expulsive and thus like the idea of holding the golden brown majesty up for all to behold in terror.
Check out this baby, Zuck! You'll never even be able to come close to this one's gurgling majesty! Behold and know fear!
This gives "Your Face, My @ZZ" all new meaning
