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Offline Ripsnort

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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #105 on: December 03, 2015, 11:29:05 AM »
Which way the the jet stream/wind blow in that region. Just thinking out loud. :devil

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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #106 on: December 03, 2015, 11:31:17 AM »
Pretty sure there's a prevailing westerly... so, no concerns there, so long as you don't mind your Chinese artificial Christmas tree having a little something "extra".
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #107 on: December 03, 2015, 11:37:26 AM »
Pretty sure there's a prevailing westerly... so, no concerns there, so long as you don't mind your Chinese artificial Christmas tree having a little something "extra".
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #108 on: December 03, 2015, 11:39:51 AM »
That Indera Ghandi bird only despudded low caste Indians so it's ok :rofl

Do the Native American Indians made a good curry?

Maps are a myth by the way and so is American beer :old:
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #109 on: December 03, 2015, 11:50:59 AM »
We work with a lot of Indians on our floor. We also have a "Curry Depth Con" communication via Instant Message for the air quality of our floor's restroom.
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #110 on: December 03, 2015, 11:59:22 AM »

Do the Native American Indians made a good curry?


You can use them that way, but I find it a bit gamey.
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #111 on: December 03, 2015, 12:08:01 PM »
We work with a lot of Indians on our floor. We also have a "Curry Depth Con" communication via Instant Message for the air quality of our floor's restroom.
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1 is "safe, stink non-existent" and the other end of the scale, 10, is "Use another floor in the building.

That explains the second floor of my building. It's a software development department - I'm not sure for which on-board systems. I've walked into that men's room before when it was at Defcon 10 (although "DepthCon" is definitely more descriptive). 

That particular restroom has about 8 stalls and there are certain times of day when that particular software department is working at full utilization.

Of course, we have homegrown sphincterrorism here as well. There was this guy named Dick Smith (RIP, massive heart attack) whose girth - no lie, and he'd prove it by holding his belt above his head and showing that it touched the floor - exceeded his height. That guy could generate a porcelain racing stripe and depthcon 10 all on his own. I note that, if he was feeling courteous, he'd "ripple flush" the commercial crapper to suck the noxious material down as it emerged, more or less. That ripple flushing was pretty impressive. You've probably heard the old adage, "the horse that s41ts fast doesn't s41t long".

Dick proved that one wrong.
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #112 on: December 03, 2015, 06:11:05 PM »
We've got everything in the US - provided you know where to look.

nope.

Find me a good Steak and Vege pie in the US.

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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #113 on: December 03, 2015, 08:05:07 PM »
nope.

Find me a good Steak and Vege pie in the US.

NZ beef is good, but I'm going to say without tasting NZ beef, ours is better.

What the hell is Vege pie? Is that a native hooker?

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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #114 on: December 03, 2015, 10:59:21 PM »
nope.

Find me a good Steak and Vege pie in the US.

Can't, off the top... But I found good bubble and squeak in Sarasota, so I'm guessing it's possible.
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #115 on: December 04, 2015, 01:04:00 AM »
Bubble and squeak is a strange one :old:

Cannot decide if its a abomination or not :old:
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #116 on: December 04, 2015, 04:37:15 PM »
NZ beef is good, but I'm going to say without tasting NZ beef, ours is better.

What the hell is Vege pie? Is that a native hooker?

The lack of decent pies in the US is what keeps you classified as a 3rd world country.


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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #117 on: December 04, 2015, 05:25:36 PM »
The lack of decent pies in the US is what keeps you classified as a 3rd world country.

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please, we have pies that go in you pocket!



 Michigan Pasty (Meat Hand Pie)

When Cornish miners migrated to Michigan's Upper Peninsula in the 1800's, they brought with them their beloved national dish: the pasty. The Finnish miners that followed adopted these meat pies as their own (easily transportable for long subterranean days!), and the pasty became such a large part of the regional culture that there's an annual pasty festival in early July.

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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #118 on: December 04, 2015, 07:11:40 PM »
I'm a little embarrassed. I'm here in Ann Arbor and, while I've heard of and had pastys, I had no clue of their origin.

Thanks for that.
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Re: Turkey shoots down Russian Jet
« Reply #119 on: December 05, 2015, 02:30:23 AM »
In the north of England we eat pasties and pies :old:

We are also fat and stupid but happy :old:

Winston Chruchill was a fatty who told Adolf Hitler to do one.

Churchill 1 Germany and its turnip picking allies 0

The Industrial revolution was started in the UK, Eastern Europe invented turnips.

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