I had a crap weekend. I flew like utter scheisse in the MA and got killed by the same two dudes about 8 times.
Therefore, I propose the following:
1. AH should introduce an "airhawgs tether" to players who are too good. This "tether" would serve to limit them to a "sphere of play". The length of the sphere's radius would be helpfully added to their icon. Being designated an "airhawg" is a special province of the "rules committee", the staffing of which I'll propose elsewhere.
2. I should get a special "uberkanonen" with "smartace" bullets that would nudge my accuracy, assuming I was +/- 20 yards (or so) of hitting anything. I mean, isn't that close enough?
3. Dale should make Roy change my nappies. I crapped 'em pretty good last weekend.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves, picking on that nice man. I'm going to extra-load a pie and have Zack bake it up for him. It should be fragrant and delicious, given that I've extra-loaded it for him.