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Offline Brooke

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2016, 01:43:17 AM »
If Zack isn't represented in the Oscars, I'm boycotting, too.

We don't even have ZET to fall back on (Zack Entertainment Television).  We have only ZEMB (Zack Entertainment Message Board, which I grant you, is more entertaining than the Oscars anyway).

Also, the Japanese should sue for misappropriation of the name of one of their aircraft.
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Offline zack1234

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2016, 01:55:37 AM »
Yes!

I am being marginilsed!

Because I am gorgeous.

I have no money and am not famous so I don't count :cry

Oscars :rofl

It's like those articles about women who are unfairly represented in Corporate management, most women are in kak jobs earning minimum wages and don't give a damn about rich women being marginalised.

So why did Benny Hill not win a Oscar?

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2016, 06:30:20 AM »
He was always running so fast with women chasing him, they could never catch him to give him one
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Offline MickDono

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2016, 03:49:31 PM »
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Offline morfiend

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2016, 07:36:20 PM »
Quote from: MickDono on January 21, 2016, 03:49:31 PM
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2016, 10:17:48 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on January 21, 2016, 01:55:37 AM
So why did Benny Hill not win a Oscar?

Benny Hill didn't win an Oscar?!

Outrageous!
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Offline Ripsnort

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2016, 10:40:06 PM »
#Hollywood Affirmative Action!
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Offline zack1234

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2016, 12:55:52 AM »
That dog looks like Sarah Palin?

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Offline zack1234

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2016, 08:18:52 AM »
How long does it take for my ticket and table assignment for the Oscars to come through?
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Offline Copprhed

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2016, 08:37:34 AM »
No movies of pies, no Oscar for you, Zack!
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2016, 02:30:28 PM »
Oscars? Shoot, I'm still waitin' for a CMA nomination. Heck, Aces High country singers are COMPLETELY marginalized in the country music industry today! It's disgraceful! :neener:
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Offline zack1234

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2016, 05:33:50 PM »
Just saw a picture of the president of the Oscars :rofl

You could not make it up :rofl

How many Mongolians up for a  Oscar or Native Americans :rofl

Colonials cant act anyway.

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Offline Maverick

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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2016, 11:59:21 AM »
My give a damn meter won't even quiver about this situation.
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2016, 12:09:55 PM »
Zack rules. :old:
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Re: The Oscars
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2016, 03:11:50 PM »
The Oscars.  Where Hollywood gets together to slap one another on the back.  No more, no less.

I will never understand why someone would watch them <shrugz>

I know!  Let's have all AH'ers get together and give one another trophies for being the best!!

That........is the Oscars.
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