That pita idea was gold! Thanks for digging these up!
I just got a great idea for one; something about my Dad forcing me to hunt "all real men enjoy hunting; does this mean I'm not a real man? I can't go on a class trip to SeaWorld unless I go hunting with him. He going to make me take a bite from the raw deer heart and smear blood on my face. That's what my brother had to do a few years ago."
Then, questions about animal heaven, followed by questions of how to seek penance for the animal souls I have consumed.