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Offline zack1234

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« on: April 14, 2016, 01:32:39 AM »
A Commie jet had buzzed a US Warship in The Baltic.

Is it war again this week?

Is the Baltic near the Commies?

A British politician has been accused of fetling a lady of the night for coin.

The said lady looks very nice and he sent her a Christmas card and a thank you note for services rendered :old:

Makes you proud to be British to quote the late Winston bash the Bosch Churchill :salute
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Re: Pitchfork news
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2016, 02:37:09 AM »
This is why we are developing directed EMP devices (code named "PITCHFORK").

You pop one of those off and say, "Wow, that's too bad.  What happened?  Maybe the plane is overly sensitive to our radar emissions when it gets too close.  Oh, well. . . ."
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Re: Pitchfork news
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2016, 06:12:03 AM »
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Offline nrshida

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2016, 09:50:48 AM »
I thought the Pitchfork News was very promising. Was hoping it'd turn into a weekly satire. Zack's too funny to be seriously political.

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