Texan.
I used to be able to find food, the train, the bathroom, the bar, the shrine, the girlies, and the next town in Japanese. I have a smattering of Engrish (mostly from T-Shirts and
www.engrish.com.
Some Yankee - mostly radio calls from Wxman, Softy, Oldman, and Indrid.
Fluent in missing the point - alot.