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Re: This app turns any smartphone into a geiger radioactivity counter
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2016, 08:26:52 PM »
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Re: This app turns any smartphone into a geiger radioactivity counter
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2016, 10:23:20 PM »
While looking at Geiger counters, I found these. Scroll to the answered questions sections, its a goldmine

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sim_328_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=51LrKbS8ajL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1JFY7VANAHF1AKCMHXVG

"Question: If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?
Answer: No sir, just give us your coordinate and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed. " :rofl

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Re: This app turns any smartphone into a geiger radioactivity counter
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2016, 09:47:36 AM »
While looking at Geiger counters, I found these. Scroll to the answered questions sections, its a goldmine

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sim_328_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=51LrKbS8ajL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1JFY7VANAHF1AKCMHXVG


http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_236_2?ie=UTF8&dpID=51XCJQ2Q2SL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1VR0TP66857X4480AD1Z

a true gold mine, i better post it here.


If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?
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No sir, just give us your coordinate and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.
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Ive got a Ant hill I want to remove.... is there sufficient quantity to build a working 1-1000th scale Fatman replica to nuke the little buggers?
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Your ant hill problem is unusual but the solution you propose is common. When working with uranium on a nuclear device, you want to hold off on the enrichment process until you spin down large enough quantities of heavy water (deuterium) to react. I recommend starting with ocean water and spinning it down in a DIY centrifuge controlled by an Arduino, but pool water will work also. Aluminum tubes can be obtained at Home Depot but there's a better chance that the size you need can be purchased from a scrap yard or on Ebay. Best of luck with your ant hill problem. Also, make sure that constructing and detonating a nuclear weapon does not violate any local laws or ordinances. Some towns are very strict on this. see less
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Will this take me back to the future in my DeLorean?
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I want to turn my pet iguana into a 400 foot tall kaiju with radioactive breath. How many should I buy?
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2 should do the trick. 3 is overkill. Literally. He'll die if you use 3.

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Re: This app turns any smartphone into a geiger radioactivity counter
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2016, 11:22:17 AM »
Just a couple more useful applications working via phone cam;
 Qr barcode scanner;it's free  has the option to generate barcodes also.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.geekslab.qrbarcodescanner.pro&hl=en
 


Tiny scanner (free) turns photos in pdf, very easy to work; i use it daily saves me lots of $$ in faxes;
   https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.appxy.tinyscanner&hl=en

I'm low tech,maybe you guys know more and care to share :x ; :salute
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Re: This app turns any smartphone into a geiger radioactivity counter
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2016, 12:41:25 PM »
As an inspector, I've worked with various types of nuclear material.  Mainly the isotopes Cobalt-60 and Iridium-192.  I've also worked at a uranium refinement chemical plant. 

The way in which radioactive material in the U.S. is handled is downright criminally negligent.  I have yet to see any place handle it with the respect it deserves.  Fortunately, isotopes like Iridium-192 have a half-life of about 75 days.  Other isotopes are much longer.  Most of these nuclear chemical plants (part of the processing to make nuclear fuel rods) are located on major water ways.

I've been contaminated twice with Uranium-235.  It was at one of these rinky dink uranium enrichment plants located on a major river system.

Anyhow, with the significant consequence that comes from nuclear contamination, it is my humble opinion that the U.S. is not responsible enough to use nuclear power yet.  We need to stick to coal and oil which is more forgiving, even with the toxic fly ash and occasional massive oil spill.
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Re: This app turns any smartphone into a geiger radioactivity counter
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2016, 07:33:20 PM »
Anyhow, with the significant consequence that comes from nuclear contamination, it is my humble opinion that the U.S. is not responsible enough to use nuclear power yet.  We need to stick to coal and oil which is more forgiving, even with the toxic fly ash and occasional massive oil spill.

You are right but is not in US only, this ticking bombs don't worth the risk; it's in human nature to make mistakes, ancient latins saying comes in my blurry mind; "Errare humanum est "; one mistake in this business can turn an entire country uninhabitable for 1000s of years.
I remember this article last month, if Germany can do this the rest of the world should follow, we have the technology already, but won't happen;
Germany PAYS people to use electricity: Excess energy created by wind and solar power meant consumers made a profit as prices were driven so low they went NEGATIVE

Fukushima, after 5 years, they are removing all the contaminated top soil, loading millions bags;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5D9eRfQDfY



This place in India is still radioactive, has the highest rate of birth defects and  cancers,  8-12000 years after atomic warfare. Ancient City Found in India, Irradiated from Atomic Blast
We've been riding horses for 1000s of years and all of the sudden this explosive awakening,  scientific revolution over past 200 years. Interesting, most of the discoveries we make are used for weapons and destruction, maybe this is the natural cycle of evolution rise and fall ,ending in self-destruction.
This stories about ancient atomic warfare blows my mind. :bhead :bhead
 
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_ancient_atomic.htm

http://www.apparentlyapparel.com/news/evidence-for-ancient-nuclear-war-on-earth












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