Guide to Canadian provinces

[Shuffler]

Only steers and ah come from Texas and you don't look like an ah to me. So that pretty much narrows it down.


Semp

We prefer truths, such as Yankees are like hemorrhoids, they come down and go back up, they are OK. If they come down and stay down, they are a pain in the arse.   

[Brooke]

Ughhh Canadian Geese... we have a shoot on sight order for them:

http://www.doc.govt.nz/about-us/our-role/legislation/wildlife-act/change-to-protection-status-of-canada-geese/

In the US, I don't think you are allowed to kill them.  Instead, you have to let swarms of them crap all over the walkways and lawns and hiss at you as you walk by.

[Oldman731]

We prefer truths, such as Yankees are like hemorrhoids, they come down and go back up, they are OK. If they come down and stay down, they are a pain in the arse. 

If they choose to stay in Texas...they aren't sensible Yankees in the first place.

- oldman (say:  does Texas have the world's largest midgets, or the world's smallest?)