LOL Brooke you sound so inviting and desperate I wanna give you a hug and then sign up to fly lol last night I dumped coffee on my laptop and damaged the keyboard keys are stuck on like zoom and few others but I might still try
You can pull the keys off....clean out the area....really good. Take the keys drop them in some hot soapy water let them soak. Then reassemble.
Been there, done that.....
Make sure you 1) pull battery and 2) are not plugged in and 3) whatever you use to clean under the keys with is not "sopping wet" but damp.
Good luck!
Dobs