How's the fat chicks 
He told me that one night he was with this gal and having dinner. Some time after dinner all of a sudden another guy appeared out from a roll of fat under her arm. He found out she was seeing another guy who was homeless so he had been staying with her.
He told me that last summer he took his girlfriend to the beach. He said big girls are great at the beach because you can lay in the shade. This all works fine until some group of folks start trying to roll her into the water while chanting "SAVE THE WHALES".
