Laurie was at the kitchen sink with her back turned to him.
"Laurie, are you ok?", he asked hesitantly.
She didn't turn .... the water was running," Sure, but would you get the door? My hands were kinda full when I came in."
Timmy turned to get the door and as he did he heard the distinctive sound of a knife scrapping along a countertop. He looked over his shoulder and saw Laurie dragging the knife toward the sink, her back still turned.
"Laurie, are you sure you're ok?"
Laurie turned and charged, her face painted up as an evil clown. Piled high in the sink was what appeared to be a skinned dismembered carcass of some not-so-small animal.
Timmy tried to swing the door open but Laurie was too fast ... extremely fast.
"We're having a Korean delicacy for supper, Timmy. I think you'll find it quite tasty and different."
Timmy looked over at the dismembered carcass.
"Lassie? Is that you, girl?"
"Woof"
