What to tell the Wife???

[bod]

 

Every month, bring her a new item in the $30-$50 range. Tell her you saw it at the store and thought it would look beautiful on her, and you bought it for her "just because".

And then she start asking why you suddenly starts to bring her gifts... Then yor in BIG trouble  


Bod

[buhdman]

1.  Show her the many clever ways you have come up with to save the money to pay for the monthly fee.  DO NOT include such things as:

- The money she spends on her hair ($20.00-$60.00, easy).
- The money she spends on having her nails done ($50.00+).
- The money she spends on clothes ($+++++).

DO include things like the following:

- Brown bag lunches you make yourself ($3.50-$8.00).
- Leaving the bar early ($1.50 per beer not drunk).
- Buying gas from the Seven-Eleven ($0.03 per gallon).
- Giving up the Playboy subscription (This might doit all in one fell swoop!).
- Dropping that girl friend on the side (on second thought, you may not want to tell her about this one).
- Wearing your pair of blue jeans until you blow out the knees ($18.00).
- Just look at those shoes you've been wearing since high-school -- they have another 100,000 miles on them ($60.00 easy).
- You're gonna start taking her to Mickey Dee's instead of Chez Francois ($100.00).

Just some ideas  

buhdman, out

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Walt (buhdman) Barrow
(formerly lt-buhd-lite)
The Buccaneers - "Return with Honor"
home.earthlink.net/~wjbarrow

[Beegerite]

Reason with her that if you weren't busy playing Aces High you would have more time for sex with her.
Beeg

P.S. This may not be appropriate for all wives but will definetely get you the $30.00 if your wife is over 50

[Jase]

Tell her your spending the $30 bucks on a game wether she likes it or not.  And if she doesn't, don't let the door hit her in the butt on the way out.    

Then run like hell!!!



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+Jase
    Wonderfully Nomadic

[Camel]

Get Her a rich boyfriend to spend time with, and pay your AH bill.

Now your killin 2 birds with 1 stone!


Yup, I'm always thinking  

[hblair]

Tell her the "HTC" that appears on the credit card statement stands for "Help the Children", a charity to help needy kids. Yeah, Yeah, Thats the ticket!

[lakc]

Hitechcreations Inc., your online Viagra source. The rest, as they say, is up to you!

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Lake City
-lakc-

[Edbert MOL]

This is too easy guys...you've all missed it!

"Honey, I cancelled my Warbirds account and will now save over $100 per month!"

[K-KEN]

I don't know where to begin.....
All of these were way cool suggestions!
However, the solution for me was DIVORCE.  <this was before I got into computers>     Imagine a world with silence, only the hum of a P-51 escort.  The crackel of the radio.......when an enema fighter is in guns range!  "Bueller.......fire!"
Consider the time you have sex...and the amount of upkeep!  I saw a Discovery Channel thing that a woman has sex 2600+ times in her lifetime.  YES her life!
2600 times $3.00 is $7,800.00.  You can't buy a used car for that......and ride it for a year!    Dump her, get a puppy every 10 years or so!  ROFLMAO
MASTERBATE.........OK, I said it!
Fistina is my life!  <Cheap squeak>
And fly..... AH FOREVER!
KKEN

[Hangtime]

You can tell her.. "Shaddap... or I'll shave yer cat and buy it flowers"

After that, she'll give ya a divorce; then it don't matter what yah tell her.  

Or; (my favorite from the WB's days)

"Shaddap, I'm flyin this guy fer pink slips... I miss this kill; we lose the house"

Some of those old WB's bills before the farging RPS WERE house payments... think of the savings..  

Better still.. don't tell her a damn thing. Just do it.   It's always better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.  

Hang (who's recently happily divorced, and has NO life anyway)

 

[1776]

Tell her the truth!!!

Dear, life is short.  A mans life is shorter then a womens.  I keep my life insurance paid just so you won't have to worry when I'm gone.  I've just insured myself some more just for you.  The bill is $30 per month and will appear on the credit card as HTC.<at this point hand her a dozen roses and embrace her>......you gotta start with your own bull at this point.  

[Thunder]

Hmmmm...
Honey guess what.. I got us BOTH an account to AH! A family the plays together stays together! (hope maybe she buys into it) (If not answer) Gosh I was really looking forward to that together.. well thats ok ..We'll have lots of more money now because I'm not flying WB much anymore.

Thunder

 

[Robert]

THUNDER !!
i don't think i could get away with that.
the new computer so she could play would bankrupt me.

[Pyro]

Easy, Valentine's Day is coming up soon.  What better present to say "I love you" than a year's membership to Aces High?



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Doug "Pyro" Balmos
HiTech Creations

"If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid."

[WOOD1]

I became more helpful to my wife, doing dishes (and breaking them), doing the laundry, the whole weeks worth in one big load, making dinner, and burning it and talking more, telling her of my exploits while in the service, the same stories over and over.  She decided after a few days of that, that she really didn't like me after all and now welcomes my time away from her.  Now when I start to fix dinner, she'll say, "Oh honey, I'll do that, why don't you go fly."
Well, it works for me!
WOOD1