COL SANDURZ
Try here. Stop.
The movie stops at the exact same thing that is actually happening now. DARK HELMET looks at the camera, then he turns back to the monitor. COL SANDURZ looks at the camera when DARK HELMET looks back at the monitor, then he looks back at the monitor. DARK HELMET looks at the camera when COL SANDURZ looks back at the monitor. When DARK HELMET turns back, he waves his hand. He turns back to the camera.
DARK HELMET
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL SANDURZ
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
DARK HELMET
What happened to then?
COL SANDURZ
We passed then?
DARK HELMET
When?
COL SANDURZ
Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET
Go back to then.
COL SANDURZ
When?
DARK HELMET
Now.
COL SANDURZ
Now?
DARK HELMET
Now.
COL SANDURZ
I can't.
DARK HELMET
Why?
COL SANDURZ
We missed it.
DARK HELMET
When?
COL SANDURZ
Just now.
DARK HELMET
When will then be now?
CORPORAL rewinds the tape. He stops at the point when LONE STARR, BARF, VESPA and DOT are walking through the desert.
COL SANDURZ
Soon.
DARK HELMET
How soon?
CORPORAL
Sir.
DARK HELMET
What?
CORPORAL
We've identified their location.
DARK HELMET
Where?
CORPORAL
It's the Moon of Vega.
COL SANDURZ
Good work. Set a course, and prepare for our arrival.
DARK HELMET
When?
CORPORAL
Nineteen-hundred hours, sir.
COL SANDURZ
By high-noon, tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.
DARK HELMET
Hoooooo. (mask falls down)
Today is Spaceballs Saturday. Yesterday was Taco Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
