Comrade Dantoo Expands Socialist Education

[snakeplissken]

Comrade Zubb accidentally bumped his guns on the re-arm pad and sadly, killed Comrade Trainee.  In all likelihood, Comrade Trainee jumped in front of the guns.  In his football career, Comrade Trainee was injured on the opening coin toss.  Witnessing the event, Comrade Dantoo (and his cronies) launching into a colorful description which sent many on the scene scrabbling for an Australian translation guide, a dictionary, several sex education books and strangely, a Guide to Horse Breeding.  The incident was initially ruled an accident.  However, blood alcohol and chemical tests (including those of the victim and the witnesses) are pending. 

[Kanth]

 

[snakeplissken]

In a followup to our earlier story, it seems that Comrade Trainee had stopped on the re-arm pad and then gone to someplace called "AFK" (possibly an abbreviation for Alaska) "for a beer."  When consulting with the local FAA field office, it turns out that they hold a wildly opinionated position with regard to consuming alcohol and flying.  We will report back after consulting with our aviation expert: "Bubbles" from the Trailerpark Boys.

[Dantoo]

Let's not completely overlook that he also shot the wings off Dantoo and LNG and led to the early departure of Snibbo!
We landed our shot up planes but that "moment" took out half our strike group.   

We quickly forgave him however and the boys actually put in and recommended him for a medal:   Der Ritterkreuz.


 

[horble]

 

[Devil 505]

 

[Trainee]

That's what I get for having fun in a P39Q!
To quote Forrest Gump, "it happens sometimes".

[dmdchief]

  how great is that

[KCDitto]

 

[Drano]

And none of you had that pure gold moment on film?

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[waystin2]

The Axis don't know how much they owe to Vodka!  LOL

[Zubb]

 The shame of it all, almost too much to bear. The insults were thick and hurtful, I was being called the “New Vart”, I’m not sure what that means but it must be really bad. After I purged my teammates from the rearm pad I had to wipe the  splatter off of my canopy and up again with a heavy heart for my fallen comrades.   I hope I did everyone proud by the score I achieved, I could have done better had I had a full load of ammo and if I had not had Trainees innards obscuring my view.   

P.S. I did stand in the corner facing the wall for half an hour after i was killed.   

[nooby52]

Ahhh....making memories. That's what it's all about, eh?