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Offline Udie

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« on: April 11, 2000, 05:37:00 PM »
 But it struck me as realy funny.  I was just over at SimHQ.com and the last little tidbit in today's news was this.......

"- Just when you thought they would have finished simulating everything, Computer Games Online has reported that Creature Labs has signed an exclusive agreement to create a title based on those "loveable" Sea-Monkeys.  First we had hunting, then bull riding, and now Sea-Monkeys............what's next, simulated paint drying???  We hope they at least get the float model correct."


 LOL Simulate paint drying!!!  Oh man give the guy that came up with that line a raise!  I spewed coke out my nose!  Coca Cola and OUT of not IN to my nose  

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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2000, 07:31:00 PM »
You just made me spew OJ out my nose onto the KB and monitor!  
LOL.  Think about what the players will squeak about:

"Sherwin-Williams paint is overmodelled.  It dries in 30 minutes!"

"Glidden is undermodelled!  The paint takes 50 minutes to dry!"

"Please PLEASE model Benjamin Moore paint!"

"Benjamin Moore paint would create an unbalance in the Main Wall Arena.  Please only use it in Celieng Arena Scenarios."  

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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2000, 07:54:00 PM »
LOL I think Aces High should expand beyond airplanes and tanks - Mutton Chops High.  

"YOU are the leader of an authentic WW2 Sheep Herd!"

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!

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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2000, 07:58:00 PM »
Nice HK there.  rogue spear?

Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2000, 04:55:00 AM »
Found on the REGISTER :

Posted 12/04/2000 7:36am by Kieren McCarthy

Sea-Monkey magic on your PC

Remember those magical small brine shrimp eggs that you put in water with grow powder and they turned into living sea-monkeys? I don't. But then I'm reliably informed that in the days when hoops and sticks passed for recreation, they were the bee's knees.

Anyway, the sea-monkeys - not creatures to be left languishing in the past - are in the process of reinventing themselves through an interactive computer game.

Development has begun on the game by Creature Labs and, according to the Dad of the whole sea-monkey cult sub-culture, Harold von Braunhut, it is certain "to create a fantastic experience for young and old alike".

The game will build in artificial life technology and so should be one of those things that children marvel at - especially since it's on a computer screen and so modern kids won't have to deal with the complexities of reality. It should be out at the end of the year and will cost between £25 and £30.

The original sea-monkeys are brine shrimp. They curl up and put themselves in a state of suspended animation -- ideal for transportation. Once you had added water purifier to a bowl of tap water, Instant Life powder and then Growth powder, the shrimp wake up (don't ask me how) and you've got a full blown aquarium on your hands.

If this is your thing, happy growing! I'm gonna wait for the Evil Knievel wind-up CD-Rom game. ®

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