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Offline John Galt

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Real Case of Light Saber Violence.
« on: May 08, 2018, 04:50:21 PM »
https://gantdaily.com/2018/05/07/dubois-man-accused-of-assaulting-mother-with-light-saber/

I found this in the local paper, thought I had to share.

Anyone who owns Light Sabers should know they are for fighting your father not mother.

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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Real Case of Light Saber Violence.
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2018, 06:24:31 PM »
Clickbait ads on that site are terrible.

But that guy is a loser
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Re: Real Case of Light Saber Violence.
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2018, 11:20:21 PM »
 :rofl I guess he tried the Jedi mind trick thing on police? I am not the dud you are looking for! He called them, so maybe he thought it would work?  :x
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Offline John Galt

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Re: Real Case of Light Saber Violence.
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2018, 11:35:00 AM »
Quote from: Meatwad on May 08, 2018, 06:24:31 PM
Clickbait ads on that site are terrible.

But that guy is a loser

Not clickbait that is a small town papers website, from my area. 
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Real Case of Light Saber Violence.
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2018, 05:46:52 PM »
The article itself wasnt clickbait, but under the article on that page going towards the bottom it was nothing but cllickbait ads. Took 5 attempts to finally block all the ads
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Re: Real Case of Light Saber Violence.
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2018, 07:49:57 PM »
am I the only one disappointed there was no photo of the guy..
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Re: Real Case of Light Saber Violence.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2018, 01:25:37 PM »
Quote from: Nathan60 on May 09, 2018, 07:49:57 PM
am I the only one disappointed there was no photo of the guy..
I will have my wife go on facebook  and find his photo.
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