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Offline SysError

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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2019, 10:53:49 AM »
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2019, 11:10:08 AM »
Quote from: FLOOB on March 22, 2019, 10:23:43 AM
I think you guys are being a little dramatic, I mean it's just a hemorrhoid. I'm sitting on a neck pillow as I write this. Wife says she'll cut out the blood clot and fix it. She says won't even need sutures or anesthetic :eek:

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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2019, 02:37:55 PM »
Quote from: FLOOB on March 22, 2019, 10:23:43 AM
I think you guys are being a little dramatic, I mean it's just a hemorrhoid. I'm sitting on a neck pillow as I write this. Wife says she'll cut out the blood clot and fix it. She says won't even need sutures or anesthetic :eek:

Why do you have said bottom condition?

What tomfoolery have you been upto?

Can you expire from said punishment from the gods for said depravitys?

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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2019, 03:14:14 PM »
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2019, 03:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on March 22, 2019, 03:14:14 PM
Is that Nielsen?

LOL

Now THAT'S a name I have heard in a while.  :aok
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2019, 03:59:51 PM »
My Nielsen work.......



















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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2019, 04:09:16 PM »
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2019, 09:48:46 PM »
I should still have some different ones from that particular thread somewhere on the storage hard drive. Those image type threads that used to be so common are greatly missed  :(
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2019, 10:11:06 PM »
Good Luck Floob the last 2 years have not been in my favor either seems like other demons crawl up and are hitting me in the Arse

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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2019, 08:00:41 AM »
I'm not sure why or when hemmoriods entered the realm of comedy.

They are not funny! I had one that hurt the most when I laughed.

Get well soon Floob!
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2019, 12:12:44 PM »
Explains why Rosie O'donnel is not funny anymore. One must of gotten stuck there permanently
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2019, 10:52:41 PM »
Quote from: BuckShot on March 23, 2019, 08:00:41 AM
I'm not sure why or when hemmoriods entered the realm of comedy.

They are not funny! I had one that hurt the most when I laughed.

Get well soon Floob!
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2019, 02:18:32 AM »
Quote from: BuckShot on March 23, 2019, 08:00:41 AM
I'm not sure why or when hemmoriods entered the realm of comedy.

They are not funny! I had one that hurt the most when I laughed.

Get well soon Floob!
:confused: I can see that,I guess. Worse than farts? Thats double the pain..it hurts and thats when you smell it. It must have been in a different area...Didnt eat Cole Slaw, Brown Beans...hell, no Pork and Beans either. :rofl
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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2019, 02:30:44 AM »
Excellent. Well played FLOOB. That's one to you  :salute

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Re: Doc gave me the news today.
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2019, 01:41:18 PM »
Prayers...

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