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Offline Bannor

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Covid19 FSO restrictions
« on: March 17, 2020, 05:38:36 PM »
Due to Covid19, Squads cannot have more than 10 people and they must remain a minimum of 600M apart.  :uhoh All Axis squads must remain in the tower under quarantine until their field flashes. And don't forget to wash your hands, especially you weiser!  :rofl
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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2020, 05:40:04 AM »
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Bannor has been stealing TP and needs to be shot down on sight! Allies must carry a bathroom in their aircraft from now on!   :P :rofl :neener:
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Offline AKKuya

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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2020, 05:55:34 AM »
Before takeoff, all ammunition must be cleaned with hand sanitizer after handling by ground crew.  We can't spread any infections to enemy pilots with infected bullets.
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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2020, 06:22:22 AM »
Bombs must be sanitized to ensure no citizens get infected from the shrapnel. We can't give places like Berlin or Hamburg infected bombs as well.
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Offline Wiley

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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2020, 12:29:38 PM »
To accomodate TP shortages, all aircraft seats will be equipped with bidets.

Wiley.
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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2020, 02:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Wiley on March 19, 2020, 12:29:38 PM
To accomodate TP shortages, all aircraft seats will be equipped with bidets.

Wiley.

Just bring some ice cream cones in a tray.
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Offline snugar109

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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2020, 02:20:14 PM »
If seats can't be equipped a block of cheese will be provided to the pilot, inflight snack so multi-use  :D
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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2020, 05:08:47 PM »
Those of us that eat sauerkraut sammiches are already immune...

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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2020, 06:24:45 PM »
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Eating SPAM will stop the spread of any disease or virus. 
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Offline Bannor

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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2020, 10:27:22 PM »
Quote from: LNG15 on March 19, 2020, 05:40:04 AM
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Bannor has been stealing TP and needs to be shot down on sight! Allies must carry a bathroom in their aircraft from now on!   :P :rofl :neener:

Don't shoot! We're only dropping toilet paper on your fields. Operation TP is a humanitarian mission!  :pray
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Offline APDrone

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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2020, 03:13:13 PM »
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Offline Vulcan

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Re: Covid19 FSO restrictions
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2020, 04:02:39 PM »
^ lacks TP you filthwizard
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