got pulled over by police, was a bit tipsy, wont deny that, had a few drinks at the legion. officer asked me if he could check my car and trunk, I said sure, had a bag with stuff in it. he got on the radio and asked for back up. he asked me how much was in the bag, I said I am not sure 18 or 20 lbs.
3 other officers showed up, he asked me to sit on the curb, I said sir, i cant have a bad back and bad legs, if I sit I wont be able to get up. so he said just stand still, checked me for guns and stuff. he told me I was going to jail for dui and drug possession. I told them I understand the dui, but what drugs? he said you told me I have 18 to 20 lbs. I said those arent drugs. one of the cops opened the two packages and smell it. turns to the arresting officer and said congratulations you got the biggest pork lard bust we ever had in the county. first officer said what? it looked like meth, the other officers said, naw it's pork lard, then he turns to me and said, you know the max is 5 ounces. the other cops are just laughing their tulips off.
the first officer is embarrassed but he just had no choice but to laugh. he told me to lock the car and walk home pick it up in the morning.
I know it was wrong of me to drive drunk. but it was just hilarious. anyway I learned my lesson. will pick up the lard in the morning and head to my friend's house to make 30 lbs of carnitas.
semp
