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Offline AKKuya

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2020, 10:36:45 AM »
When Chuck Norris reads these posts about him, he say's to himself, "They make me sound like a wimp".  Then, he tracks us down and roundhouse kicks us in the face.  :devil
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2020, 10:43:44 AM »
When Chuck Norris was fighting the Luftwaffe he just pointed at a plane and said bang, and the plane blew up and the rest of the Luftwaffe ran back to Hitler and then he even went to Stalin and he didn't even want to resist Chuck Norris and they are in Daddy Day Care to this day. XD
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2020, 11:21:03 AM »
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.


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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2020, 01:58:28 PM »
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2020, 02:05:31 PM »
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2020, 05:09:15 PM »
The Grim Reaper is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2020, 10:53:40 PM »


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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2020, 04:46:47 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2020, 09:06:56 AM »
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2020, 02:24:13 PM »








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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2020, 03:16:09 PM »
I like Chuck's movies but my gawd, he is not a god
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2020, 03:29:10 PM »
chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2020, 03:44:07 PM »
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”








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