airjer calavera

[guncrasher]

in our jamaican canadian day of the dead, we say little rhymes for people we like as if they were dead, they're supposed to be funny.  i like airjer so I am posting this.

i dropped a bomb on airjer's tank
he got mad, he upped a werble
i dropped a bomb on his werble
now he drinks jose cuervo.

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[guncrasher]

feel free to add some funny rhymes like that


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[TequilaChaser]

All It Cost Me Was Everything

I been high, I been low
I been wound up tighter than a hangman's rope
I broke hearts, I been burned
Taught a lot of lessons but I never learned
I been good, I been bad
Been the best worst friend that you ever had
I been right, I been wrong
I'm a walkin' talkin' livin' breathin' country song
Money can't buy more than it can
When you ain't got nothin' but somethin' to prove
The price is high for not givin' a damn
But when you don't, you ain't got nothin' to lose
It ain't hard to be a fool like me
All it cost me was everything
I get loose, I get loud
I give a lotta people toejam to talk about
I get mad, I get mean
But I'm a fire tongued dеvil with a belly full of gasoline
Money can't buy morе than it can
When you ain't got nothin' but somethin' to prove
The price is high for not givin' a damn
But when you don't, you ain't got nothin' to lose
It ain't hard to be a fool like me
All it cost me was everything
Everything
Money can't buy morе than it can
When you ain't got nothin' but somethin' to prove
The price is high for not givin' a damn
But when you don't, you ain't got nothin' to lose
It ain't hard to be a fool like me
No, it ain't hard to be a fool like me
All it cost me was everything
Cost me everything



is that good enough?

[guncrasher]

 

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