I remember Red Sovine's song "Phantom 309" Telling the story of a courageous truck driver swerving off the road to save the life of a bunch of kids broken down in a bus.
Big Joe's Grandson became a truck driver and it was at those same crossroads driving a new Tesla Semi truck while on autopilot watching some videos on the 22 inch touchscreen that gave him more than a "Semi", another bus load of kids was broken down. However this time wonders of modern technology kicked in to save them kids from man's own complacent self and immediately through various subroutines and thought experiments the autopilot made the same decision old Big Joe would've made (it was a very brave computer in that truck). The Semi plowed off the road through the ditch and into a concrete telephone pole at 80mph.
Somehow Big Joe Jr was still alive, for the safety advancements in modern semi trucks had saved everyone's life that night, for a moment. Whilst attempting to pause the lewd video still playing on screen Big Joe Jr took his time to thank the lord our god the Elongated Muskrat for building a safe truck with such a morally right autopilot system.
At that moment a 69 megaton explosion is recorded as the lithium ion battery detonates in the rainy weather, killing everyone with in a 100 mile radius.
No one bothers writing a folk song
