I cannot for the life of me figure out if I want to play allied or axis for the upcoming event, Masters Of The Air. I am fully welcoming bribes to help make decision easier

I just signed up for Axis. If you want an easy, greasy target, go Allies. If you want a challenge by having a detriment on your side, swing with the Axis.
If you do go Axis, I'm bringing pretzels and beers. If you go Allies, you'll find pretzels in the wreckage of my Dora.