Ok, so I have done everything I can think of and I guess I'm the only person to ever have this issue since I can't fine anything like it anywhere.
For some reason, no matter whether I start the game from Steam, or the download off the website, It will open and play just fine, but the perspective is all screwed up. Things follow me around when I look around and nothing really "stays in place" like it should. I don't know how to explain it other than it looks as if it cant decide between a flat-screen normal display and VR. Like I can still look around, but the perspective doesn't work like a 3D environment should, on top of it looking like I'm looking through a fishbowl lens.. I've tried pretty much everything, I even read a similar problem that had to do with a certain input causing it so I just cleared all normal keyboard inputs, but no fix.
I tried uninstalling, verifying game files, and all three ways I can find to play it (Steam, website download, and Oculus), but there is no difference. The game is completely unplayable in this state, and I'm starting to go actually crazy from trying to figure it out.
The weirdest (and most ironic part) is that the game's perspective works perfectly fine on the Oculus version of the game, but naturally that version is unplayable as well and can't even get to the clipboard without crashing. This game used to be one of my favorites to play in VR, so I'm hoping I'll be able to experience it again, but the more I try the more I want to give up on it. I'll keep trying anything I can think of and ill put a fix if I find it, but if anybody knows anything please help a brother out.