I'm in a crappy mood and the time out and ban stick is in my hand.
HiTech
Put a glass of single malt Scotch in the other hand. Pull up a Chair, Light a Cohiba and Remember the good times.
I try to remember the Time My Wife Labeled "TC" as "Birthday Boy" a few years back. he called me right as my wife was blowing out the candles on her birthday cake (at our age it's a fire hazard and we need to keep a fire extinguisher on hand). She was a little irritated at the timing so I put him on speaker phone and he sung her Happy Birthday with us. From then on she always calls him "Birthday Boy".
If that doesn't help Swing away! I know it would make me feel better LOL!