Afternoon dinner speeches were my forte.
I always ended by allowing my trousers to fall down
I know you
I would introduce you, you stood up, your trousers fell down. Comedy gold in the great music hall tradition. Standing room only
Woolen combination and gaiters.
You would point at the gaiters and say "With these apples Mrs could be a rat up a drainpipe"
It was your trademark and nowadays would make a cheeky tee shirt slogan.
£180 for a television liscence and its all repeats
Nothing on the wireless either
If you put a pound down then it was only half a crowne a week and if you missed one you could make it up the following week in powdered egg.
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