Dolby's Top 10 Monsters of the AH Sky

[Bear76]

OMG....lol Storch?!?! He needed N7 and TK cupping his sack just to get a 1v1 kill.....and that happened about as often as Slash getting laid!!

Hey man, long time.

[MajWoody]

I have hit more trees than anyone. So only I can say, "Got Wood".

I can say that. 

[LCADolby]

I'm going to make a phone call and show Violator's posts to a certain squadmate. Let the hunting commence!

[DmonSlyr]

Interesting you'd say that after posting your own stats and referring to top players dominating them if they were here. In anycase, this is just the systems top 10, Doesn't make them the "best ever" (though I think some are). Top 10s are generally up for interpretation as most havent played all 25 years and fought against everyone. I do disagree with your stance though, while it may be "dweebery" Its still the games scoring system and someone has to be #1 even if no one tried. To achieve the #1 spot you still have to show top MA flying understanding for that tour and statistically have the better overall ranks in each category to win. Sure a player can try to game it in easy planes, but thats just the current system for you. The ability to achieve that over and over again, such as Atlau with 40 in a row (along with #1 attack every time too) shows a level of dedication and MA understanding that is extremely rare. The earlier top #1s with Grizz vs Bruv vs TonyJoey looked very competitive. I was a bit surprised myself after pulling the #s. But I'll admit when I returned after missing 08-13 for university, the competition wasn't as stiff and many had left so I was able to pull it off with minimal hours played. I can bet you I had the least 262 or 5 eny planes to achieve it though.

There is also a difference between skills in 1v1, MA, and AvA special events. Just because someone is great is 1 category, doesn't mean they are the best in the other. They are all learned and practiced disciplines. Many players on that list were infact pretty damn good at all 3 though.

[LCADolby]

More Bile

[DmonSlyr]

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Hey my top kills this past tour was in a Ki61 at 27 - 2. 

Congrats on your #1 fighter tour this month. I guess it doesn't mean anything though. Maybe next time you can do it in more challenging planes since "statistical dweebery" is soooooo easy after all.

[LCADolby]

Hey my top kills this past tour was in a Ki61 at 27 - 2. 

Congrats on your #1 fighter tour this month. I guess it doesn't mean anything though. Maybe next time you can do it in more challenging planes since "statistical dweebery" is soooooo easy after all.

Wait what? I am? Am I? 

That's hilarious, I had no idea.

I told you it doesn't matter. 

[DmonSlyr]

Wait what? I am? Am I? 

That's hilarious, I had no idea.

I told you it doesn't matter. 

 

I never said it "mattered". I only searched out out the systems top 10 #1 ranked players to see whose hit it the most. Skill is up to interpretation in your opinion. But to say it doesn't take any skill to post #1 consecutively is just an outright false statement, whether the player is in your perceived top 50 or not. It still takes a good amount of skill. That being said. Plane choice absolutely does matter. Which is why I emplore all of you to fly less advanced planes to make the game more fun. Everyone in these 262s, tempest, la7s, Spit16s, and 190Ds, are really acting like score IS the only thing that matters if so many have to hide behind the fastest and best turning planes in the game...

[LCADolby]

I never said it "mattered".

Good I'm glad we agree, finally.

Now that you know it doesn't matter, you can stop going to your local mall 'impressing' all the silver headed dames with their canes that you have attained eleventy-one #1s in Fighter Score Rank and you won koth championships with your leg tied to you elbow, while upside down, eating baked beans through a straw with your underpants over your eyes and a rampant rabbit buzzing up your ringpiece while flying a teapot with wings made of peanut butter limited to 7mph with no more than 6feet per year climb rate and the drag co-efficient of your own ego.

 

[DmonSlyr]

Good I'm glad we agree, finally.

Now that you know it doesn't matter, you can stop going to your local mall 'impressing' all the silver headed dames with their canes that you have attained eleventy-one #1s in Fighter Score Rank and you won koth championships with your leg tied to you elbow, while upside down, eating baked beans through a straw with your underpants over your eyes and a rampant rabbit buzzing up your ringpiece while flying a teapot with wings made of peanut butter limited to 7mph with no more than 6feet per year climb rate and the drag co-efficient of your own ego.

 

Oh no, you are freaking crazy if you think I'm not gonna be going around bragging about being #1 in a video game and winning contest to prove my clout 

[LCADolby]

Oh no, you are freaking crazy if you think I'm not gonna be going around bragging about being #1 in a video game and winning contest to prove my clout.  that's the whole point of being #1 and holding the belt man.

That's what I thought.

[DmonSlyr]

That's what I thought.

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18 more to go Dolby   

I'm glad you've shown why these types of threads are stupid if its just gonna be my top 10 FPHs and not take any actual metrics into consideration.

[Banshee7]

This has been great, fellas. Keep it up! 

[LCADolby]

18 more to go Dolby   

You are so diddlying sad.

This has been great, fellas. Keep it up! 

Don't encourage this idiocy.

[DmonSlyr]

You are so diddlying good

Don't encourage this greatness

FTFU