We don't do fast food often but anytime we go to Jack in the Box I get the two "tacos" for a dollar just to embarrass my wife. 
Lolz! +1
About 40 years ago, when I was living in the LA area, Jack in the Box tacos were these weird things. Meat paste and some cheese, in lump, in the middle of a deep-fried corn tortilla. So it was kind of like a big crispy Chinese dumpling. My brother in law would say "paste and cheese only, dude!"
All of humanity is embarrassed for a man who likes Jack-n-the-Box tacos.
It violates nature. It demeans all of us.
For the love of all that is Holy, at least go to Taco Bell.

I actually like Taco Bell tacos. They are totally garbage, of course. But I get those babies, slather them with Frank's hot sauce. I like it.

And Xanax, yes, I used to eat a lot of Del Taco tacos back when I lived in LA. However, I've had Del Taco in more recent times, and the tacos are way different. 40 years ago, I could get a sack of about 10 Del Taco tacos for about $5. That was my dinner at least once a week.