Things I think about while rolling down the runway:
1. How I while die:
A. Will I go down in flames?
B. Will I be killed by 1 ping?
C. Will I lose the tail or the wings?
D. Will I die because of a fire?
2. Will I make it down the runway with out killing a sheep?
3. Will I run out of beer?
4. If the toliet in the back of the plane will clog?
5. That I will actually find good enemy porn on the cockpit TV.
6. If I can hit Hangtimes house with a bomb?
7. Trying to remember if I packed ammo or not?
8. If I can light a fart on fire?
9. If I can actually climb out the window while flying at 150 mph?
And 10. Hopefully I'll make off the ground.
Thats Letterbeefs crappy Top Ten list.
That Cow guy, you always shoot down.