I humbly put forth the notion that I become the Emperor of Earth and all people are my subjects. There will be no poverty, disease, hunger, and war by Imperial decree. I will abolish the monetary system and create an educational system for all to encourage growth and prosperity.
I will establish the Imperial Guard to ensure peace and tranquility. They will be the most honorable and fair in keeping the Imperial laws upheld.
I know this role is a not sought after position. The weight of rule may cause unforeseen health complications. I reluctantly will accept this responsibility anyway. This may require the status of 10,000 young beautiful women as my wives to prevent any hardships.
I trust this will alleviate any concerns you have with the world stage. Empereror Kuya will make everything all right. I guarnatee it.