Scene.. high over a bish base, one lone fighter takes a wing offa lanc, the lanc begins to spiral down.
12 lower fighters, circling low around the field see the plummeting pigeon and spring to action... Ahhhhhhoooogaaah!! Ahhhhoooogaaah!! Plane in Death Dive.. PING that sumnabyatich fer an assist!! They scramble madly... it's like a feeding frenzy.
Finally, the Lanc, it's pilot screaming like a girl watches the world get large in the cockpit.. and listens to the incessant pings of the frenzied fighters slappin .303 slugs into the already mortally wounded bird... the server silently keeps count..
WHAM.. he finally hits. Everybody in the sector gets a piece, a "well done" is passed up to the guy that actually picked his wing off 28k up... who is by this time 1/2 way to Canada. The server, while handing out all those assists, chokes fer a sec while it updates the scores of 16 pilots.. and tries to cope with the same thing happening to the hangers catchin some .303 ammo in the bext sector.
When the hanger finally folds to a real bomb, every guy who's fired a round inta the thing gets some server qulaity time...
"Hey, how come my FE went freeze frame at 2 fps???"
LOL