Bish Unleash Secret Weapon!
Recent reports indicate that the fiendish engineers of Bishland are testing a new version of the P-51, the P-51S. The 51S is a stealth version which will allow Bish's finest to sneak up on Knight and Rook sheep herds without the engine noise which would normally scare the sheep and cause them to scatter. Since docile sheep are in great demand at Bishland airbases and other military installations it is expected that the introduction of the P-51S will lead to a huge increase in the illicit barrack room sheep trade and the consequent rise in Bishlanders wandering around with huge, soppy grins in the morning.
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