Originally posted by Pongo
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Ah. Well, now that you mention it, no, I did not see a smiley face. So you really are serious here, I guess?
So far as I know, you are absolutely ALONE in saying that the T34/76 was “designed poorly.” The bolsheviks thought it was just fine. The Nazis uniformly held it to be the best tank of the time (1941-42). Every commentator and historian whose works I’ve ever read agrees - with them, not with you! Unless I’ve missed something? Do you have German sources from the time that say “Boy, we’re glad we have our Mark IIIs. We sure wouldn’t want to have those T-34s! Why, they’re cramped inside! And bouncy? Did I ever tell you how bouncy they are? Why, after you’ve rolled over a 37 mm AT gun, you’d think that you were driving Cheech and Chong’s ghetto cruiser, they’re so bouncy! And you can hardly see out of them, because they have all this armor and stuff. They don’t have nice side doors on their turrets and hulls like we do, to let in a cool breeze and the occasional solid shot. And those wide treads they have are so UGLY! They make me think of Uncle Otto’s tractor, they’re so ugly! And they’re always muddy, too, because Ivan doesn’t know how positively boorish it is to drive off the roads and into those stinky swamps. No class, let me tell you. I don’t think those Russians will ever really BELONG, if you know what I mean. And their faces are all puffy, too, because they aren’t allowed to stop at the bathrooms like we do when we have to get gas every 80 miles. No, their officers make them drive on and on and on until the gas runs out, and that takes FOREVER, and it makes them all constipated and gives them puffy complexions. And their backs go bad, too, from lifting those heavy 76 mm shells. You would have thought that they would have copied our nice slim 50 mm guns, I mean, they’ve KNOWN about them all this time, haven’t they? Honestly, I suppose you can’t expect to take a pig farmer away from his farm and turn him into an elite panzer trooper. The value system is just all WRONG, if you know what I mean.”
Well, or even any sources LIKE that?
- Oldman