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Offline Toad

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Politically Incorrect Humor from Afghanistan; Easily Offended, Plz Move On...
« on: January 16, 2002, 06:48:19 PM »
Now that American B-52's are reorganizing Afghanistan's landscape, US intelligence has discovered that the Taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse us.

These new names include:

1. Wherz-Myroof

2. Mykamel-Izded

3. Oshit-Disisabad

4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon

5. Pleez-Ztopdishit

6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi

7. Ikantstan-Disnomore

8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin

9. Myturbin-Izburnin

10. Imma-Dedshmuck


Forwarded by an old AF buddy.
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Politically Incorrect Humor from Afghanistan; Easily Offended, Plz Move On...
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2002, 06:52:28 PM »
ROFL
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Re: Politically Incorrect Humor from Afghanistan; Easily Offended, Plz Move On...
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2002, 07:12:21 PM »
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3. Oshit-Disisabad


:D
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Politically Incorrect Humor from Afghanistan; Easily Offended, Plz Move On...
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2002, 07:43:59 PM »
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9. Myturbin-Izburnin


ROFL:D
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2002, 03:02:20 PM »
Good stuf Toad!  :D
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2002, 03:50:19 PM »
To go along with what the tread stated but in a different light---- A CNN reporter was asking one of the Afgan fighters what he thought of the new Afgan Prime Minister---The Afgan pointed up to the sky at a B 52 and said "That is the new Prime Minsister of Afganistan"
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2002, 04:14:31 PM »
lol....Thatiz-saam-funiszhit
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