Author Topic: It's true (Read 155 times)

Pei · « **on:** January 22, 2002, 06:13:30 PM »

Knits are always being gangbanged by Rookies and Bish
Bish just don't get the numbers and are picked-on all the time.
Knits and Bish make common cause against the Rooks every night.

Whenever a Knight organizes a mission no-one joins or they do and then wander off somewhere else instead.
Bish can't cooperate and always end up mindlessly furballing as their bases fall around them.
Rooks ignore my persistant rants in CAPS on channel 2 to ALL JOIN MISSION and as a consequence we are always down to three bases and a depot.

And nobody, bar nobody uses Check 6 for anything other than annoying me when i'm taking off at a base far behind the lines and the nearest enemy is 2 sectors away molestiing a sheep.

And all this is true.

mrfish · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2002, 06:25:08 PM »

style 9.1
delivery 8.8
direness: 9.8
apocolyptic content: 8.5
sigh content: 9.2

overall whine: 9.08!

~Pyroman~ · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2002, 06:30:15 PM »

Pei why don't you join the missions already going on. We always have atleast 8 squads working together every night. Just fly with one of us and you'll be content.

Pei · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2002, 06:42:38 PM »

Thanks MrFish!
I felt the need to get some stuff off my chest

It's actually more a whine about whines (a whine squared?). I'm getting a bit tired of hearing people whining about how their country is always outnumbered, no-one ever joins missions and no-one uses the check six call (with the implication that people in the other countries do join missions and do call sixes).

btw perhaps I should have noted in the post that I had irony mode on when I wrote it?

Having evaluated my score I believe I should put more effort into Delivery and Apocalyptic Content. I won't settle for anything less than 9s all round.

Hangtime · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2002, 07:10:47 PM »

I thought he shoulda got bonus points for accuracy.

Prolly why they won't let me judge these things.

majic · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2002, 08:16:41 PM »

If these are the worst things we have to whine about, it seems HTC is doing a good job.

majic · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2002, 08:17:23 PM »

Ra Ra Sis Boom Bah! Go TEAM!

Dago · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2002, 09:56:33 PM »

I picked up the irony right off the bat Pei.
Very good observations.

I cant tell you how many times I have tried to convince some dummies that indeed, each country is fighting two other countries all the time. Some of the less brilliant seem to think its just their country being attacked by two other countries.

sheeesh

dago

mrfish · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2002, 01:20:57 AM »

sorry hang - i cant stand missions becasue they are never lw (except ljk missions go ljk!)

i love the gangbang because it usually means lots of high juicy buffs for me to pounce and i can never ghet enough targets.

people who dont call 6 are weak but one of the few skills i do actually have is s.a. so its not an issue.

come on! gimme a good nik-spitix-la7 whine any day......i would give more 9s for sure.