Originally posted by SUPERFLY Hey! Keep on subject you thread hijacking dweebs!Strawberry jelly is better than grape jelly.
Originally posted by Habu First off let me tell you how offended I am that you would make a post extolling the virtues of strawberry jelly in what is obviously a grape jelly forum. I consider it the height of bad manners to do so.But that is what can be expected from someone like you who obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Everyone knows strawberry jelly is the jelly for kids and idiots who don't know anything.First off look at its color. It is FREAKING RED!! What kind of color is that for a jelly? Everyone knows that the real colour of jelly is purple. And speaking of real I know for a fact that the taste of strawberry jelly is no where near what it should be. It is just dumbed down so kids will like it. Everyone knows that grape jelly tastes much more the way jelly is supposed to taste. I wouldn't feed strawberry jelly to my dog. My dog would not even eat it if I did. Even he has more sense than that. Any person with just the slightest knowledge of jelly knows that grape jelly is the only real jelly. I know that for a fact because my uncle knows someone who once met a guy who heard from another that grape jelly is exactly the way the original jelly was and that anyone who says otherwise is a pin head.
Originally posted by Sikboy Oh, I get it, Habu was in on the joke the whole time, and not part of the punch line
Originally posted by SOB The picture above shows the past meeting the future, because in fact, HUMANS WERE EVOLVED FROM PIGS, and anyone who says different is either a complete idiot or a bible thumping sheep who believes in some imaginary guy named Jebus!SOB