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Offline Superfly

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« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2002, 12:34:53 PM »
It's........
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« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2002, 12:39:39 PM »
The picture above shows the past meeting the future, because in fact, HUMANS WERE EVOLVED FROM PIGS, and anyone who says different is either a complete idiot or a bible thumping sheep who believes in some imaginary guy named Jebus!


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« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2002, 12:52:56 PM »
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Hey!  Keep on subject you thread hijacking dweebs!

Strawberry jelly is better than grape jelly.




yessssss but blackberry jelly has seeds :) and no stems!!!! ;)

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« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2002, 12:53:30 PM »
Isn't it true that most english words are misspelled ? We learn how to read in the first year of elementary school, then we spend the following years memorizing how each word is misspelled . They should call it MISspelling class .

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« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2002, 01:17:24 PM »
First off let me tell you how offended I am that you would make a post extolling the virtues of strawberry jelly in what is obviously a grape jelly forum. I consider it the height of bad manners to do so.

But that is what can be expected from someone like you who obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Everyone knows strawberry jelly is the jelly for kids and idiots who don't know anything.

First off look at its color. It is FREAKING RED!! What kind of color is that for a jelly? Everyone knows that the real colour of jelly is purple. And speaking of real I know for a fact that the taste of strawberry jelly is no where near what it should be. It is just dumbed down so kids will like it. Everyone knows that grape jelly tastes much more the way jelly is supposed to taste.

I wouldn't feed strawberry jelly to my dog. My dog would not even eat it if I did. Even he has more sense than that.

Any person with just the slightest knowledge of jelly knows that grape jelly is the only real jelly. I know that for a fact because my uncle knows someone who once met a guy who heard from another that grape jelly is exactly the way the original jelly was and that anyone who says otherwise is a pin head.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2002, 01:26:59 PM by Habu »

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« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2002, 01:48:53 PM »
SuperFly try this..

Peanutbutter and banana sandwich dipped in pancake batter and fried...

(use homebaked bread)

an Elvis

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« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2002, 02:12:31 PM »
Aahh, just the way the King liked 'em. Of course he pronounced them peanut butter an nanner samitches.

(Note to Habu: I realize the above is misspelled but it is nevertheless phonetically correct.)
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« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2002, 02:47:02 PM »
Hey I've got nothing against spelling mistakes, we all make them.  I just found it humorous that when I pointed out that the guy who started this thread was illiterate, another guy jumped in to defend him claiming that there were no spelling errors.
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« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2002, 02:50:36 PM »
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Originally posted by Habu
First off let me tell you how offended I am that you would make a post extolling the virtues of strawberry jelly in what is obviously a grape jelly forum. I consider it the height of bad manners to do so.

But that is what can be expected from someone like you who obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Everyone knows strawberry jelly is the jelly for kids and idiots who don't know anything.

First off look at its color. It is FREAKING RED!! What kind of color is that for a jelly? Everyone knows that the real colour of jelly is purple. And speaking of real I know for a fact that the taste of strawberry jelly is no where near what it should be. It is just dumbed down so kids will like it. Everyone knows that grape jelly tastes much more the way jelly is supposed to taste.

I wouldn't feed strawberry jelly to my dog. My dog would not even eat it if I did. Even he has more sense than that.

Any person with just the slightest knowledge of jelly knows that grape jelly is the only real jelly. I know that for a fact because my uncle knows someone who once met a guy who heard from another that grape jelly is exactly the way the original jelly was and that anyone who says otherwise is a pin head.



Oh, I get it, Habu was in on the joke the whole time, and not part of the punch line :rolleyes:
You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

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« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2002, 03:04:55 PM »
There are no spelling errors in that sentence either. All the words are spelled correctly, they are the wrong words though.

This sentince wuld be full ov speleng erers.
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« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2002, 03:09:28 PM »
I like mint jelly on lamb......mmmmmmmm

Grape Jelly? tehehe...amateurs.

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« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2002, 03:11:07 PM »
Allow me SuperFly....



Ok stop this thread right now, it's getting too silly!

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« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2002, 03:25:05 PM »
THANK YOU!!!! somebody else knows about JeBus.

I go into the aol chat rooms with my wife sometimes and when one of the Bible thumpers goes on preachin I always say PRAISE JEBUS!!!!  



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« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2002, 03:36:48 PM »
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Oh, I get it, Habu was in on the joke the whole time, and not part of the punch line :rolleyes:


Obviously a strawberry jelly lover.........

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« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2002, 04:00:02 PM »
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The picture above shows the past meeting the future, because in fact, HUMANS WERE EVOLVED FROM PIGS, and anyone who says different is either a complete idiot or a bible thumping sheep who believes in some imaginary guy named Jebus!
SOB


you know you'r right, im the king of bad grammer and responsing to pointless discussions. jedus is blind too.

Very deap post SBO !