1. Which of the following is not a BFM?
A. Vertical Scissors
B. Split-S
C. Rolling Scissors
D. Low Yo-Yo
E. Single-I Lollipop
2. Which of the following is not an aircraft formation?
A. Combat Box
B. Combat Spread
C. Wedge
D. Magic Fingers
E. Line Abreast
3. Which maneuver is not aerobatic?
A. Cuban Eight
B. Snap Roll
C. Tail Slide
D. Hammerhead
E. Tijuana Turban
4. Which of the following is most likely not to be a description of an online air-to-air combat engagement?
A. “I picked out the tail end charlie, saddled him up and shot my wad up his six before he knew what was going on.”
B. “I was desperate, so I went looking for the ho, but had to settle for ramming a Tony.”
C. “I was just about to shoot the niki when I saw this big Italian pull on my six, eager for a piece of tail. I unloaded and ran for the shore screaming for help. Last I saw he was getting gangbanged by a pack of nancyboys.”
D. “If I was going to make it back, I needed a nickel. This John comes swooping in from nowhere and before I know it, I’m going down again.”
E. “Ten minutes of intense wrangling had paid off; it would come any time now. I took a second to relax – but my heart was pounding – as I slid back into a firing position. I pulled hard for lead, and got ready to unload. Just then my connection dropped and everything froze up. Arrrggghghh!!! Why does this always happen to me?! After a few minutes I manage to get everything back up and running, but the server keeps refusing connection. I give up and go to bed. Maybe I’ll do better tomorrow night.”
5. Which 2-ship tactic is not used in online flight sims?
A. Loose Deuce
B. Dual Attack
C. Welded Wing
D. Sloppy Seconds
E. Kill Stealing
6. Which of the following is not a commonly used method of destroying an enemy aircraft?
A. rope-a-dope
B. drag to friends
C. low-six bounce
D. butter-and-bone
E. catch him waddling around on top
7. Which of the following would you not expect to hear in the line of duty as an online trainer?
A. “Why do I keep getting shot down?”
B. “I like it as is, why do you keep saying I need an extension?”
C. “How will keeping in trim improve my performance?”
D. “Can you help me improve my scoring?”
E. “If I’m looking for action down low, why should I get high first?”
8. Which of the following many-on-many tactics will you never see in a MA furball?
A. Gaggle
B. Gangbang
C. Hit-and-Run
D. Boom-and-Zoom
E. Dingleberry Suckle
9. Which expression is not used in online discussions of carrier operations?
A. Trap
B. Cat Launch
C. Bolter
D. Prang
E. Probe Polish
10. Assuming availibility, which of the following would not consider loading into or strapping on to your favorite mud-mover?
A. Willy Peter
B. Skippers
C. Cookies
D. Parafrags
E. Humming Harrys
