Did you know that,,,,,,

[Kratzer]

I have heard that 'God bless you' was said because sneezing was supposed to be your soul attempting to flee your body, so saying 'God bless you' would keep it from getting away.

As Dr. Venkman would say... "Well that's what I heard!"

[midnight Target]

Milicent??????

[NUTTZ]

Originally posted by Dawvgrid
1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.


REALLY?, I seldom ask girls their last name.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.


You ain't met me:)

3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

That explains why they give me the "finger" instead

4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.

That explains why Midgets and dwarfs heads are so big.

5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
you're heart stops for a mili-second.  


And my eyes bug out and my breathing gets heavy,, Oh wait thats something else.....

6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or
attempted to do so).  


Nor do Humans on Nude beaches ( thank God)



7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

I destinctly remember looking up and rolling my eyes as I said "I DO".

8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

So is my wife, your point is????

9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti
Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of
little pasta swastikas.  

Thats because the "little noodle" shapes were overwhelmingly rejected.

10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at
Primary school.

And they SHOULD! Now get back to your Ballet lessons!

11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times  and
spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

I passed those numbers before i was 12 years old.

12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received
a telephone call.

Yes, ( as I eagery wait by the phone for that Virgin phone call)

13. Rats and horses can't vomit.


But I vomit on Rats and Horses:)

14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.


Not really... UNtwisting the tongue is toughter

15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
     If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.


Picture all the above, strap on a pink Tu-tu and you described Most of the FDB's and half the *MOL*'s

16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
a million descendants.


Again, you described the FDB's and *MOL*


17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.


Thats one reason i part my hair from ear to ear!


18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on
July 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Again, The goverment doesn't want cross breading with the FDB's and the Assassins

19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Thanx for noticing me in all the episodes:) I was getting worried there.

20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thank God, I hate lighting "doobies" with matches

21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are already married.


And If you tell my wife , I'll make your life a living hell!!!!

22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

Because HiTech hasn't coded it yet!



23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting
on them and photocopying their buttocks.


Yea, I'm tired of wiping the bellybutton marks off mine. I'll start trying Other appendages.  ( BTW can the FDB's do it in ONE scan??)



24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping,  eat
70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

heheheh, Thats not all you'll eat ( twirls finger in hair)

25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

That would explain why Fish don't wear lipstick.

26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Lite em on fire and the glow even without the black lite ( EDIT: No Animals were hurt in the typing of this reply)

27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Mine has the "fingerprint" of a Giraffe. And was run over once but the "tread marks" are starting to clear up.


Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow ???§

Well it sure beats licking someone elses elbows.

NUTTZ

 
My elbow wasn`t long enough

[Wmaker]

Damn, that elbow thingy didn't work for me either!