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1.)In North Dakota who won the beauty contest? Nobody.
2.)Do you know what a mop is in North Dakota? The state flag.
3.)What does it say on the bottom of a North Dakota pepsi-Cola bottle?
This side down.
4.)Why can't you get get ice cubes in North Dakota?
Because the old lady who had the recipe died.
5.)Why did the North Dakotan go around the block 24 time?
His blinker was stuck.
6.)Did you here about the North Dakotan who broke his arm while raking
leaves? He fell out of the tree.
7.)Why do North Dakotans have such pretty noses? Because they are hand
picked.
8.)Why did the North Dakotan put a hole in his umbrella?
He wanted to know when the rain stoped.
9.)A North Dakotan Game:
Two North Dakotans go into a dark closet.
One sneeks out, and the other one tries to guess who is missing.
10.)Did you hear about the North Dakotan who applied for a
job as a lifeguard in a car wash?
