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Offline Curval

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« on: February 08, 2002, 09:07:58 AM »
I recently came across a really interesting story about some of my ancestors..

Back in the early 1700s the Salt Trade was flourishing.  In those days salt was extremely valuable...necessary for us humans to live, as part of our diet, but also as a preservative for food as well as many other uses.

Bermudian entrepeneurs used to sail to the Turks and Caicos Islands (about 1,200 nautical miles) and manufacture and rake the salt that would gather in salina ponds after allowing salt water from the ocean to flow in and then subsequently allowing the sun to evaporate the water.  It was a dangerous business in those days, due to roving pirates, Spanish and French interference as well as the threat of wreaking one's ship on the coral reefs that are prevalent in that area.

In 1738 two Bermudian ships were attacked and taken as prizes by the Spanish, operating from what is now the Dominican Republic.  The next year the Bermudians decided to do something about it!

A Bermudian ship under the command of a Captain Hall sailed to the port from which the Spanish raidrs were based disguised as innocent traders.  When the Spanish merchants went out to the ship to trade they were immediately put in chains.  The crew then assaulted the large fort that protected the town...the name escapes me right now....totally surprising the garrison defending it.  Five Spaniards were killed..the rest were held as prisoners.  Meanwhile the raiding crew returned to their ship for reinforcements and then they besiged the town.  

They pillaged the town and then burned it to the ground.

Knowing full well that the wrath of the Spanish would soon be on them the succesfull band of privateers then sailed back to the Turks and then back to Bermuda.  Captain Hall and his crew lived very well off of the spoils of that little raid.

It seems that even in those days the "Trojan Horse" tactic was still being used effectively.

The moral of the story....don't f_ck with Bermudians.
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2002, 09:11:54 AM »
Knowing full well that the wrath of the Spanish would soon be on them the succesfull band of privateers then sailed back to the Turks and then back to Bermuda.

Pansies.

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2002, 09:24:38 AM »
PANSIES?

One ship with about 40 guys on board managed to raid and sack a significant base in the Spanish Main...no other country can make a claim like that in those days!  They had to haul bellybutton to get outta there before the Spanish sent in their man-o-wars filled with hundreds of armed soldiers.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2002, 09:34:37 AM »
One ship with about 40 guys on board managed to raid and sack a significant base of Spanish men

Oh sure. One ship, alot of men sacking other men.

I bet they just traded silk and drank Foofoo drinks and giggled.

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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2002, 09:38:43 AM »
The silly Frenchmen in The Holy Grail said it best...

"I fart in your general direction!"

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2002, 02:56:52 PM »
Geez...4 replies..and two of them from me!

You guys are a hard bunch to please sometimes....I thought this was a bit more interesting than some of the topics I have seen in the past few days.

At least Creamo replied..although I think it was more of an attempt to get me fired up.

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Maybe I should start a thread stating that Nixon was the best US president ever....that might stir you up a bit!

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2002, 03:06:00 PM »
Puerto Rico was invaded once and they had to leave because all the soldiers had an outbreak of diarrhea.

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2002, 03:13:50 PM »
I thought it was gonorrhea?

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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2002, 03:15:38 PM »
No Staga, thats what I got from a Finnish prostitue called Minus.

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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2002, 03:16:46 PM »
Makes sense in a way....a bad case of the poops could kill ya quick in those days.
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2002, 03:20:51 PM »
Curval maybe you could make an heroic Braveheart style movie depicting the heroic events of your ancestors pillaging the village and living the rest of their lives with the loot.

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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2002, 03:34:37 PM »
Well, technically the Bermudians were pillaging from the pillagers..Spain raped and murdered their way across the whole of the Carribean.  

But, you are right....I think a Braveheart style film about this would be very cool.  Maybe all 50,000 of the people here would watch it...but somehow I don't think there is as much interest in the US.
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2002, 03:36:32 PM »
Yeah I know about the spaniards.
We have a statue here for Juan Ponce De Leon when the bastard was a more savage Hitler on a smaller scale, who'se favorite pastime was the raping of indian women, and looking for the fountain of youth.

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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2002, 07:16:32 PM »
His problem was that he confused the two: "who'se favorite pastime was the raping of indian women, and looking for the fountain of youth."