that rednecks is stupid.....
Redneck calling the FBI
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes,. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob
Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of
wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob
and left..
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep! "
"Merry Christmas Buddy! "
