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Offline lazs2

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« on: February 16, 2002, 10:53:15 AM »
You answer yes to ANY of the following questions..

1)  Do you wear suspenders AND a belt?

2)  do you sleep with a nite light?

3)  Do you believe that you are one of the most skilled players in the game but that you are not appreciated because the arena/score system is biased against your particular skills?

4)  Do you believe that LW planes were indeed the best fighters in the war but that the other planes are overmodeled and that there is an allied bias?

5)  do you often respond to people with an angry "What do you mean by that?"?

6)  Do you think AH should be modeled after everquest?

7)  Do you feel that you are better than others but that you do a good job of hiding it?

8) Are yu able to explain  the dynamics of why fighting a couple of different planes is so much more complex than fighting 40 different ones or more?

9)  Do you believe that WWII pilots couldn't see squat?

10)  Even with drop tanks..Do you feel that the range of the P51 is not enough to get in a good sortie?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then you may indeed be CT material.... Yeah, I know, you got taken by the ol "draw the pirate" scam allready but this is the real deal!   The CT exists and is open and waiting for you.   The arena is not quite full so you may be able to get in... but hurry.
lazs

Offline SOB

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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2002, 11:10:21 AM »
You mean to tell me that I spent a fediddleing hour of my life drawing that pirate for NOTHING?!?


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Offline Toad

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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2002, 11:16:02 AM »
Nah, Sob, it'll look REAL GOOD hanging over your fireplace.
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Offline Löwe

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Re: you may be CT material if...
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2002, 11:37:55 AM »
1)  Do you wear suspenders AND a belt?

YES, but only with my Overalls.
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2002, 11:49:19 AM »
bonus question...

11)  do you believe that the 30 minutes you spent chasing a knat on your monitor was time well spent?

11a)  do you believe the 30 minutes spent chasing said knat is the price ne has to pay for "realism"?
lazs

Offline 10Bears

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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2002, 12:13:27 PM »
or as Hangtime says: "don't sneeze on your monitor"

Offline Tac

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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2002, 01:35:05 PM »
12) You enjoy reading Lazs's rants

Offline milnko

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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2002, 02:52:35 PM »
I really grateful for the CT Arena.

It's nice that Lazs has sumthin'new to rail on about.

The "perk system" and "FLUFFS" complainin' was gettin' kinda repetitive. :p

Offline NUTTZ

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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2002, 04:25:51 PM »
SOB, Actually no, i have it hanging in the cellar, Next time use a Blue crayon, the green one clashes with the new paint theme.

NUTTZ

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You mean to tell me that I spent a fediddleing hour of my life drawing that pirate for NOTHING?!?


SOB