Author Topic: How many FDBs does it take to change a light bulb? (Read 305 times)

Pei · « **on:** February 16, 2002, 01:44:06 AM »

Discuss

mrfish · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2002, 01:56:28 AM »

it's a trick question.

answer: 0

an fdb would have his maid/girlfriend/wife take care of it on the way back from fetching a brew.

now read daddy a bedtime story.

indian · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2002, 09:22:16 AM »

They dont know how to use light bilbs they just light a new candle by way of slave.

Cobra · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2002, 09:59:19 AM »

I thought they lived in caves and just grunted alot.

Cobra

mason22 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2002, 12:24:08 PM »

we use SOB brand propane for all heating and lighting.

btw, what's a light bulb?

Udie at Work · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2002, 12:58:54 PM »

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Originally posted by mason22
btw, what's a light bulb?

I think it's one of those things that hurts the eyes and head the morning after drinking.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2002, 01:52:21 PM »

light bulb = very small tulip.

Didn't know the FDB's were gardeners,.....well,..of anything legal anyways

Do I win a prize?

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2002, 01:53:55 PM »

FDBs change lightbulbs as often as they change their underwear.

Basically.. none have ever done it.

Curval · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2002, 02:07:46 PM »

sling322 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2002, 03:47:33 PM »

Underwear?!?! HUH?!?!

Udie at Work · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2002, 04:20:21 PM »

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
FDBs change lightbulbs as often as they change their underwear.

Basically.. none have ever done it.

Well in all actuality I went out to change the light on the porch Friday night. I almost had it made too exept the light bulb had some sort of glass cover over it with these 3 little things that I had to twist to get the cover off.

Man that was tough so I gave up....

eskimo2 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2002, 08:43:24 PM »

A bus load.
One of those little "stubby" busses.

eskimo

Dune · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2002, 09:18:53 PM »

How many FDB's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Let the squeak cook in the dark.