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If you want real nasty C-Code go to :
IOCCCfor exemple :
#define _POSIX_SOURCE
#include
#include
#define extern/* ioccc*/
#define condition 22+d+e> 31
#define declarator main ( void )
#define keyword ae(t,d+e-9); ae(m,4)
#define false ae (t, d+ e+ 22); ae (m,3)
#define syntax_error(n); } else if (J < n) {
#define relational_expression(i, o, ccc) i o ccc
#define errno translation_unit/*Apollo 13*/int errno
#define iterative_statement for ( expressions ) block
#define translation_unit declarator compound_statement
#define ae(unary_expression,ae) unary_expression= ae
#define declaration char T[16]; struct tm ae(s,{ 0})
#define if_part {macrolist list ae(b,J%4); type_name
#define tokens if (t==25&&d==28 &&a > 10) ae (t, 18)
#define selection_statement(a,b,c) if(a){b; } else{ c; }
#define storage_class ae(e,(2*b+4*c+6*d+N)%7); statement
#define statement_list iterative_statement return'^'^'^'
#define macro(x,y,cast) ae(M,x); ae(N,y)syntax_error(cast)
#define block { if(relational_expression(J,<,1700))if_part;}
#define declaration_list int J,a,b,c,d, e,t,m,M,N; declaration
#define true keyword; selection_statement(t==26,ae(t,19),tokens)
#define compound_statement { declaration_list ; statement_list ; }
#define expressions ae(J,1582); relational_expression(J,<,2200); ++J
#define list macro (24, 5, 2200) ae(M, 24); ae(N, 6); } ae(a, J % 19);
#define type_name ae (c, J % 7);ae (d, (19 * a + M) % 30); storage_class
#define statement selection_statement ( condition,true,false)pptoken cast
#define macrolist macro(22,2,1800)macro (23, 3,1900) macro (23, 4, 2100)
#define pptoken ae(s.tm_year,J-1900);ae (s.tm_mon,m-1); ae(s.tm_mday,t);
#define cast (void)strftime(T,sizeof T, "%a %b %d %Y",&s),(void)puts(T);
#include